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Look for an image that corresponds with your alphabet letter in sequence from A to Z.

Continue from Zoo

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Ambush

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@๐“œ๐“ธ๐“พ๐“ผ๐“ฎ*๐Ÿญ The one in the back is struggling. Must be harder than it looks, haha.

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@delamitri Never noticed it till you mentioned it, but yeah he sure is smiley

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Carhop

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@delamitri This is great!!

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@maeGastar I dig on things that aren't traditional. smiley
*Wolf whistles

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@๐“œ๐“ธ๐“พ๐“ผ๐“ฎ*๐Ÿญ Great gif. I thought that was a shark at first, but it's a dolphin. smiley

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@delamitri I upvoted this yesterday, just can't imagine who the hell would down vote it.....๐Ÿ˜ก

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@delamitri My theory is that they can't down vote me, so you're the next best thing.... I hate this Edge browser grrrr โ€ฆ..

And yeah, not the kind of "boner" anyone wants either โ€ฆ. smiley

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@๐“œ๐“ธ๐“พ๐“ผ๐“ฎ*๐Ÿญ Oops, did I get that saying wrong? Someone has a bone to pick with me. smiley smiley

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@delamitri Naw, pretty sure I'm the target, you are the indirect target. smiley

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[SPOILER] Endearment



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@box Treacle, yep eww.

Snookums is okay.

Dearest... smiley

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@delamitri And of course (the not listed but) ever popular ...

Boo-boo
Cuddly-wuddly
Cutie pie
Hunnie Bunnie


Dearest D!

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@box [SPOILER] The things you get away with. smiley

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Frizzy

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Grotesque [SPOILER]



Link for short: vimeo.com/116498390

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@box A simple, domestic love story about a man who takes his skin off for his girlfriend, and why it probably wasn't the best idea.
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@delamitri The things us boys will do for a little bit of attention, eh?

I think it is up there with toilet training (putting lid down) and hanging out washing.

And don't get me started on the ironing!!!!!

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@box In the end, all worth it. Well, maybe not skinning and ironing. I don't even iron.

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@delamitri So how do you manage with the clothes - they don't need a swipe or two?

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@box I throw them in the dryer for 5 minutes. Works every time.

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Heave

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INVASION...


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@Crutchbender Who's asleep?? smiley

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Jailbird

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Klinger [SPOILER]


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@box Oh wow, I was too young to understand about him back then, but I used to giggle like crazy at the man in the dress on tv.

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@delamitri I think he did it to get out of the army for psychiatric reasons.

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@box I guess it didn't work out then, haha.

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@box Yep, he was trying to get a Section 8, but it never worked.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Section_8_...

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@Ravenousbird One of the world's best detectives!

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@Ravenousbird Who doobie dis?

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@box It's L. Do you not recognise L??

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@Ravenousbird Is that his name - "L". Not au fait with him and i do like a good detective - where can i find him?

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@box Yep, that's his name.

He's in Death Note.

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@Ravenousbird smiley and thanks.

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Moggie


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@box Awwwww, outta the box you lil cutie!! โค

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Necrophilia


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@DemandingFemale If I give a thumbs up, does that mean I think it's a good thing?

I don't think I'll risk it! smiley

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@box I'll risk it. After what they've read about me in the tabloid, throwing down a like on necrophilia can't make opinions much worse.

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@delamitri Do you think girls would get much joy from some deadwood?

And that tabloid stuff D, I have to admire how restrained you have been. I just don't know how you do it.

I don't believe a word of it.

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@box Haaaaa deadwood! No, I don't believe there are many girls going there.

I appreciate your support, Monsieur Box. It's been hard, coming back from the humiliation caused by all the lies.

Oh, of course you don't. Thank you.

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@box Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
๐Ÿ˜‰

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@DemandingFemale No, I couldn't get my head around that!

I think I prefer a partner with a pulse.

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@box Think about it...

No back-chat.
No nagging.
No apology flowers.
No expensive birthday or Valentine gifts.
No joint bank account.
More wardrobe space.
Fewer dishes to wash.

I'm seriously considering it myself tbh, lol.

Edit - I once met someone famous that has been accused of it, posthumously.

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@DemandingFemale What you listed DF is co-habitating and I suppose that you could get used to that if the embalming was good enough and the smell was tolerable.

It is the act that would be off the taboo charts in my tiny brain and then who would complete the performance report after?

Not convinced.

NO SALE.

That famous someone wasn't the notorious [SPOILER] by any chance?

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@box No, what I listed was a lack of co-habitation and commitment. After a little late night digging (which burns upto 600 calories an hour, btw) You get your kicks and go back to a clean, tidy and peaceful house, lol. Perfik!

[SPOILER]

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Pilfer

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Quaint



Albarracin, Spain

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@box Oh my goodness, beautiful.

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Razor Blade

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@delamitri Good grief, lol. I wasn't expected that.

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@delamitri Holy 5hit!

A whole new meaning to "paying lip service".

And the word "WHY" also pops into my head.

Tell me this is not a selfie from the mid-nineties D.

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@box It's a Halloween thing. Nope, not me. smiley

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@Lurkio smiley Yes, nope.

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Sunburn


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@๐“œ๐“ธ๐“พ๐“ผ๐“ฎ*๐Ÿญ Jo: Cow.
Melissa: [On the phone] I gotta go Julia, we got cows.
Jo: 'Nother cow.
Bill: Actually I think that was the same one.

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@Lurkio Yep, same cow alright :) ๐Ÿ„

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Udders


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Xenomorph


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Adversaries



How it began: Paul Gauguin joined Vincent Van Gogh at his studio in Arles, France, in 1888, for what both hoped would be a creative community to live and work in. However, after two electrifying and inflammatory months that included intense debates about their vastly different aesthetics, Gauguin realized he could not live and work with Van Gogh anymore.

Peak feud moment: During a fight, Van Gogh allegedly threatened Gauguin with a knife before turning it on himself and cutting off his ear, which he then gifted to a prostitute. Some art historians have suggested that Gauguin may have actually cut off the ear instead.

Resolved? Yes. Despite their stressful parting, Van Gogh and Gauguin continued to exchange letters and sketches of their work until Van Goghโ€™s suicide less than two years later.

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@box Awesome bit of history right there, Monsieur Box.

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@delamitri I went through an arty phase with Van Gogh, went to see his works in Amsterdam and came across Gauguin in my investigations. He became famous for his paintings of the native guys and gals of Tahiti


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@box Titties!!!

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@delamitri at least 3!!

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@box And it's not even that one scene from Total Recall either...smiley

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Bandito

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Covetousness


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Daydreamer

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[SPOILER] Enthusiasm


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Fannies

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@delamitri I do like the look of a bunch (playing that collective noun by ear) of young, firm, rounded, thong wearing "fannies" for breakfast D (although the word brought different expectations before clicking on the link.).

You know me so well!

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@box Hehe smiley

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@delamitri FYI 'Fanny' means something completely different here in dear ol' Blighty... and to prove the point we'll need to ask the girls in the photo to turn and face the camera for a moment please...

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@Lurkio I think she already knows that one Lurkio. She's been hanging out with the Irish educators for a while now.

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@Lurkio Most of the girls are fanny shy, but I did get some to acquiesce.

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@delamitri Well Lurk, you did ask to turn them around. smiley

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@box You know, it's strange, but somehow I don't think they're the same ladies... good thing I found this then... smiley


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@Lurkio Now THAT is pretty impressive (finding the photo).

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@Lurkio wonder how their fanny packs ..

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@uunboundd Very nicely by all accounts... smiley

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G is for Gollum


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H is for ...


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Imbecile


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@DemandingFemale I give you the future PM of a once proud nation. smiley

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@box Better Boris than Comrade Corbyn... Britain needs communism like a fish needs a bicycle.

It's also worth considering that of the five PM candidates left at this point in time, Boris is literally the best of the bunch, which speaks to how desperately crap the other four candidates truly are.

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@Lurkio So it's "Better Boris than Red".

Is Corbyn really leaning towards Cuba, China, Laos and Vietnam?

Well, I suppose when they get over the hump of Brexit, anything is possible.

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@box 'So it's "Better Boris than Red"'

Yes, it literally is.

Corbyn is a marxist/communist sympathiser, and his party is directly responsible for the god-awful mess this country is in, going back literally years/decades even, while the Tories and Liberals are actively complicit in maintaining that unholy mess rather than trying to fix it, because that was the will of their socialist EU masters.

So if Corbyn ever gets in as PM that will, quite simply, be the final nail in the coffin and the end of Great Britain as we knew it because the nation will simply descend towards being a morally and financially bankrupt, wholly corrupt, politically correct, socialist hellhole and a key part of the EU where the native citizens of this country will increasingly have their rights stripped away from them in the name of the greater good.

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Joey

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@delamitri [SPOILER]

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@DemandingFemale Hahahaha, love when a spoiler surprises me like that. Nice!

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K is for Koala


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[SPOILER] Lads



Keeping it "real" down under.

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Manhole

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Notorious


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@box Where'd she go?

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@delamitri Into the television under the bed - where else?

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@box She went the opposite of where I'd have went.

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@delamitri I think the Samara character pulled her down BUT if I saw something moving around like that, I'd be doing a Usain Bolt trick for sure. โšก ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿผ

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@box I'd be like this

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@delamitri smiley OMG - your flexibility knows no bounds D smiley

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Quibble

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Sackful

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@DemandingFemale After what he did during his time in charge of the NHS, you really don't want the twat in the red tie in power... He's not known as Jeremy C**t for no reason... smiley

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@Lurkio Either/Or... The country is f**ked.

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Unwaxed





The things we do for love - 10cc

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Velociraptors [SPOILER]


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Waterproof?


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@box Mine is. Pee proof too. I know from personal experience. Blech. I mean I washed it before I used it, but I had to fish it out first. smiley

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Xylocarpus [SPOILER]

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Y is for ...


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@box Awww, so cute. Semiaquatic, cool!

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@delamitri Well tbh, I had to keep him away from the water for a few days and give him a few pokes with a very long stick to get this prize winning reaction!

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@box It's all my fault. I never should have teased you that way in your Box with the cattle prod to get funny reactions. That was a, "Do as I say, not as I do," situation, Monsieur Box. I'm famous for that.

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@delamitri A true politician D.

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Angelโœจ


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@uunboundd Awww, bringing out my sweeter and much less scary side. smiley

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Balance [SPOILER]

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Crabs
[SPOILER]





I'll be scratching all day just thinking about them!!

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@box *Scratches down there

"Dammit Box!"

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Dabchick

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Elephantitis...




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@uunboundd Haha!!
Nice saggy titties

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@box I think the stranger will still raise their eyebrows, whatever she calls herself.

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@delamitri eyebrows... guess she doesn't bring her A-game.

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@uunboundd smiley smiley
In her defense, when she was calling herself an Ecdysiast, she was fully clothed and said it with a straight face.

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Fight [SPOILER]

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@delamitri him eating that UFC fist like a Big Macsmiley

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Gamble


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@delamitri i like how he won't even look at them.smiley

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India smiley


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@uunboundd Must be old data, otherwise surely California would be the same colour on that scale as India by now?

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@Lurkio doubtful. the current estimate puts India at approximately one billion more residents than California and their homeless population is well over tenfold that of the Golden State.

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J is for ...


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Karezza


Teeny๐Ÿ’‹

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Neuter [SPOILER]

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@raven13 smiley ๐Ÿ‘€

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Photomicrography




Vespa velutina (Asian hornet) with venom on its stinger


For more stunning examples ... www.nikonsmallworld.com

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@box Wow, the videos in the gallery. smiley

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@delamitri I suppose it would be some type of stop-motion method - pretty cool.

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Quitter [SPOILER]

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@delamitri You been flicking through my family photo album D?

I was a cutie all those years ago.

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@box Awww, I could totally picture that!

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Xylograph



An engraving in wood or woodcut, especially one used in printing predating the Western tradition.

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@box I've seen these little guys on nature shows. So cute.

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D is for ...


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Embrace๐Ÿ’—


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@uunboundd This looks like a "godfather/Sicilian embrace"

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@box i thought it was more like "jungle fever"

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Giantess .. ๐Ÿ˜ฏ


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@delamitri smiley smiley smiley smiley
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Multifunctional




We are, of course, talking about the [SPOILER]..

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The Mystic Oracle of Delphi was the Most Powerful Woman in Ancient Greece.

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@box I believe it was discovered at some point in the recent past by experts in such things that the temple at Delphi was actually situated such that the Oracle quite probably spent most of the time completely off her t**s on volcanic gases emanating from the ground... which is what both of those pictures are demonstrating.

TL;DR: The Oracle wasn't so much a visionary as much as she was just tripping balls... smiley

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@delamitri They are in our house - much more poetic when the kids were growing up.

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@box Now there is May to contribute, hehe. Those are fun windies, especially near the dinner table.

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Unicorn!





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@Ravenousbird Gotta watch out for the pink ones.

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@delamitri OMG - just looked up what the tool is for.

There was me thinking it was a screwdriver of some sorts. More likely to find it in some psychos torture toolbox (sad pun). Scrape, scrape.

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@box There were a few torture images involving bone scraping, but I like the Sea creature better. smiley smiley

Never a sad box pun! They're all punny. ๐Ÿ˜

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Yeomen.





The Yeomen of the Guard or Yeomen Archers was created in 1485 to guard the new King, Henry VII (The one before the Henry who liked changing/executing his better halves).

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@box What's under the skirts?

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@delamitri Never had the pleasure, and being Irish, never bothered asking.

Looks a bit like an apron though and going by the guard on the right, there might be a hint of trouser with 3 buttons attached.

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@box My guess is butt floss.

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@delamitri Blurrziggy smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley

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Aperitif




Along with a typical "pintxo" in the Basque Country.

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@delamitri Twat floss or bum floss - maybe a 2 in 1?

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@box Add dental (last of course) and make it 3 in 1!

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@delamitri Just like the lubricant ... interesting.


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@box 3-in-1, because there's nothing worse than working with rusty unlubricated parts... smiley

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@Lurkio ... that are fast reaching their end date!!!

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Gassy ~ Oh no!!! The person downvoting this thread had a mishap while smelling their own farts! There is a solution though. Ugh, it's on the tip of my tongue...Pull your head...Pull your head out...Damn! I can't remember. Sorry bud.

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@box smiley Thanks for that. First LOL of the morning. smiley

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@delamitri smiley

The auld self-plugger-inner! lol

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@delamitri ๐Ÿ˜ฏ


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@uunboundd Oh my goodness, I've seen similar stories to this. Poor thing.

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Jambalaya


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@Ravenousbird This is a thing where we live. LOVE jambalaya and gumbo! ๐Ÿ˜‹

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@delamitri Yummmmmmmmmmmm. smiley

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@uunboundd That's fricking scary shrimp, jumbo, massive, huge, contradictory shrimp!!

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@Ravenousbird who wouldn't, if they knew it was safe and not radioactive or anything ๐Ÿ˜‹

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@uunboundd smiley uh huh

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@Ravenousbird okay, i'll eat yours then.

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@uunboundd My shrimp???

What? smiley

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Kittenish smiley



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@delamitri "sample" smiley

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@uunboundd Noooooo! smiley

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@delamitri *masculine tears*
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@box Is this muffin porn?

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